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FRUITS
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development ... TOMMYSOFT in 1998
status ........ freeware
type of game .. arcade
system ........ STfm only!, 1 MB RAM, RGB
contact ....... tlimbach@swin.baynet.de
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FRUITS? The title says not much, apples, bananas or what? All of them... Anyway,
you surely wonder why I'm testing a game from 1998 in this magazine. There are
a few reasons for this.
At first, I digged out "FRUITS" at least one year ago, but never checked it out
in some way. At second there isn't much to check out on the game front and as
you should know that misery creates some strange fruits... just as those here!
"FRUITS" is a very simple arcade game, created by TOMMYSOFT who got my attention
back in the early nineties, as I found a game by him on a PD disk, where you had
to jump on a tower's peak with a ball... that game was really nice done, but now
I even don't remember its name.
Anyway, while stepping through some web sites last year, I checked out the name
TOMMYSOFT again and remembered to that game and so I wanted to know what this
guy is doing nowadays. I leeched his latest creation, this arcade type game but
I didn't knew what I did...
"FRUITS" is an extremely simple arcade game, where you see your screen and some
fruits are falling down. Now you have to catch them with your hand and when you
have got enough you will go to the next level... very easy, eh? Yes, it is very
easy, too easy and a bit too modest at all... moreover it is extremely boring!
So "FRUITS" seems to be some kind of Breakout clone in some way, but watching
the screen and catch the fruits is a very dull idea. The only thing happening is
a bee flying around on the screen from time to time and you don't have to catch
it. You also have to catch all falling fruits, because if you miss one or you
will catch the bee it means you collect mistakes and after 6 of them the game is
over...
Ok, that's it for the aim of the game... not much sense to see here. But the
most horrible thing is the technical side. The grafix are the ugliest game grfx
I saw for the last years. Horrible colours, no antialiasing, no dithering, no
animation or something, using system font too... Aaarg! The author of the game
wrote that he loves old 8ostyle games, but even at this time such a shit wasn't
released at all... I don't know what he thought while creating the game... maybe
he just wanted to kick away the last survivors on Atari.
The sound isn't brainblasting as well, some strange chip tunes and noises, that
is all. Nothing special to mention here.
What else? The game features an info screen too, bringing some greetings with a
system font scroller and some rasterflashed letters. The game itself features a
password option and a saveable highscore as well. Unfortunately the game itself
doesn't counts the points in the level itself, just your mistakes. You will see
your points only after finishing a level. The game should feature 1oo levels at
all and so the guy behind it must be a sadist... I stopped even after the second
level to play the game... just to write...
THE FINAL WORDS...
"FRUITS" is a senseless game, superfluous like a goitre. Eeek! The people who
had the encourage to download it will be tormented by a game styled like shit,
with no sense behind and no fun at all. In times where the Atarians should be
happy about any game release and the few people that are creating games should
try to make the best of their ideas to entertain the few survivors in the best
possible way, TOMMYSOFT matched it to release something that makes you angry to
have an Atari at all that runs that shit!
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video .......... o5 % - Why five? You can see something on the screen...
audio .......... 2o % - Oooould style chip musix...
controls ....... 8o % - Just move your mouse... nothing more...
motivation ..... o5 % - Even with highscore, passwords, the style destroys all!
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overall ........ 28 % - Still too much points...
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...and I'm happy that I played it on STEW emulation... so at least my good old
STFM mustn't suffer under that digital shit...
.tSCc. moondog
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