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"MYDRAAL" by AVENDESORA
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system... ST, STe, 512 KB RAM, RGB
size..... 28o KB
credits.. code - The Sinner
grfx - The Sinner
musx - ?!
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It was damn silent around the swedish one-man-force for long time now, but out
of a sudden THE SINNER and his one-man-band AVENDESORA strikes back to torment
us with his coding blasts again.
Maybe you remember his old releases, some basic intros without any design and
originality, far away from beeing worth to be watched twice. I wondered that I
didn't saw anything from him and so I stumbled over his homepage again and hey!
There was a new release! The long winter in the north of Europe must have frozen
his brain and so he striked back with another production...
"MYRDRAAL" was announced as selfmade slideshow, and so I wondered if he, without
big coding abilities, maybe is an unknown good artist. So I leeched it and let's
check what he brings us...
The demo starts with some chipmusic by an unknown composer and... the usual use
of the Atari system font for the introduction... The letters are coming closer
together after they were printed onto the screen, cool effect (...) and what a
marvellous use of that designish' green color! Boah!
The thing goes on with a mediocre logo of AVENDESORA and the slogan: Only a dead
PC is a good PC... really? Dunno, I just know that the pictures that are now
following are created with a dead PC or maybe a dead brain... or did he gave
them in with hexadecimal code? Anyway, I never saw such a crap in the last time,
I just remember some dumb fake demos, done in the same grafical "style"...
After a few pix (what a luck... I was nearly going to vomit onto my keyboard...)
the greetings-screen comes up, just a white background with the greetings print'
on it in... system-font (aaah!) in grey-green. And because he wrote to press
any key to exit I really was in hope that my pain will end now...
But I was so damn wrong... The next thing is a downscaled scanned photo of an
Atari with the info that all code and ideas were by THE SINNER... what ideas I
have to ask! Maybe the idea for the following screen? A blue blinking one with
the credits, where he revealed who has done what (shouldn't be a problem for a
one-man-band, eh?) and what music he listened while creating this little piece
of shit... and after reading that list I got the right impression... a guy who's
mixing up dumb heavy metal with the All Saints and Destinys Child, must be so
freaked out to create such a shit without feeling ashamed...
After pressing space some crap appears on the screen, followed by a black screen
with some saying I don't understand and the thing wents back to desk...
Final words... I know, some people will hate me because of my rude writing style
here, but I don't care about it. I tried to find some positive moments while
writing this review but I didn't found any. I just wonder what strange software
pearls are coming out for our beloved Atari's... The only positive thing I can
check is that THE SINNER is doing something at all, but the problem is how he is
doing it... Alone the idea to make a slideshow isn't brainblasting at all, but
to create a show with such shitty pictures, with so bad design, no... I can't
find any words... delete that crap!
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originality... 1o % - what is original in doing a slideshow?!
effex......... o5 % - a screen writer and some blinking screen...
grafix........ 1o % - mostly just a trashcan filled with pixels.
musix......... 55 % - ok chipsound, but nerves a bit with the time.
design........ oo % - black background, ugliest colors since long time...
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all in one.... 16 % - what a crap!
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Heja to THE SINNER, ever seen some pixel work by other freaks?! It is possible
to do (at least a bit) more with the ST ...
moondog / .tSCc.
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