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"FOREVER 2E3 PARTY SLIDESHOW" by SATANTRONIC
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system .... ST, STe, Falcon, RGB, VGA
credits ... code by Jookie
msx by MC Laser of .tSCc.
released .. 11/o1
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Gosh... It seems as several dudes recovered their love for slideshows on the
Atari scene and I must say that I didn't have too much against slideshows, if...
yeah, if... if they are showing some nice porn or exclusive artworks or at least
some funny things at all... The problem is that this seems to be my private and
lonely view on the things, since the most slideshows that were lately created
don't show porn, chicks, funny things or even special artwork... therefore they
are mostly damn boring and over all of a bad quality...
So how are the things with this slideshow, coming the long way from the carpates
from eastern Europe, from Slovakia to be precise. It is the first ST release by
the band SATANTRONIC that was only 8bit related so far.
As you can see on the title it is a slideshow about a special party, for 8bit
machines only and held in Slovakia last year. And so you can imagine what will
be shown here. After a bad downscaled logo of the party a few information bits
were shown on black background in a typical 8bit font. Here gives the coder some
hints about the party, the credits and the things to come...
And here they come... it follows a big bunch of photos taken on that party with
small descriptions about the things you can see on them. This description is a
big need here since the photo's are so fucking bad converted to 16 colours that
it tortures the eyes. I really don't know what tool they have used to create the
conversions but it seems as tools like SMURF, SPEED OF LIGHT or GEMVIEW aren't
known in Slovakia... The floyd steinberg routines must be origins from mars for
them...
The second problem is the fact that the pictures mostly show very uninteresting
scenes, like empty rooms, messed rooms, crowded rooms, again and again the same
people in different scenes that leaves the impression that only 1o - 15 people
attended. Other pictures are underlined with texts like "Specs at full speed"
but what you see is just a bunch of people in front of something that isn't able
to be identified. The biggest problem is here that the pictures don't show any
interesting stuff, the people seem to stay there for photos for their grandma.
Ok, enough mourned around, I just want to mention the other features in here, so
the funky chip music by MC Laser that is more or less the only highlite of this
production...
Final words... Nothing more to say, not only that I'm not the biggest fan of any
type of slideshow except porn and pixeled artwork, this one is
disqualifying itself with the boring pictures and damn, damn ugly
converted photos. Hej, that isn't even 8bit style! This prod is
only for collectors, the rest should avoid a download because it
is wasted time and money...
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originality... o5 % - just because of the theme and the original chip music
effex......... oo % - a fading routine?!
visuals....... oo % - damn bad converted photos, 1 plane font, kewl! :/
musix......... 7o % - a funky chip music
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all in one.... 19 % - delete me, delete me!
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Maybe some people who were on that party will bound some memories on the pics,
but that should be the only reason to save that slideshow and to hold it back on
a disk... The later SATANTRONIC releases show that they can do a bit more...
.tSCc. no pr0mises - no demands! moondog o2/2k2
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