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"PIZZA" by SPICE BOYS
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system... Falcon, 8 MB RAM (doesn't matter if ST or FastRAM), VGA
size..... 1,7 MB on harddisk
credits.. you should know the mad swedes
release.. Error In Line 2k1
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And the SPICE BOYS did it again, as the last surviving "fake demo" band. But
since the most other released crap, the SPICE BOYS always matched it to create
some funny demos, as well as demos that feature sometimes also some good codes..
Such as "PIZZA"... This demo is dedicated to the PIZZA killing swedes that liked
the ERROR IN LINE parties for their PIZZA deliverer, who offered Family pizzas
of 6ocm * 4ocm in size, that were loved by the swedes. This times, the SPICEYs
created their second educational demo btw...
After they brought us a demo to learn basics in swedish, this time they will
educate us in biology, since they will draw us the way of a Pizza through a
swedish coder... The guy who was used for that tests is known as Evil...
So the demo starts with an eating sequence, brought in a small animated picture
by showing the delinquent in eating a pizza slice. Now the journey into his
throat begins, and after it was smashed into the acid bath at the stomach, it
goes on to be pressed through the guts, and under the big pressure of the guy it
is formed into a bowel, a nice brownie...
The whole passage cames along with very natural sounding stuffs, giving you the
right noises about eating, pressing and shitting... This isn't far away from the
hard reality! Well done!
Wow! What a nice show of the things happening in the stomach-guts-part of our
body! But after all I really wonder why my own bowels are looking so different
from the shiny tiny little brownie they offered in the demo... hummm... Is it
because of the Pizza or something? This question will stay unanswered I think...
Oki... let's cut that crap... After all this is a fake demo that features real
technical stuff like waterdrops effect, textured tunnel, mapped vectors and env-
mapped vectors as well. Furthermore it features MP2 musix but in some way I have
to admit that the soundtrack could be done with a tracker module as well...
Final words... a real funny demo with a very strange humour that gives prove
that the so called SPICE BOYS are ruling that demo sector, but
since they're the only fake demo makers nowadays, they don't rule
really... Unfortunately, since besides the included jokes their
demos nearly always feature clean technical stuffs and not just
garbages on the screen.
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originality... 7o % - cool idea, really educational, state of the art fx
effex......... 8o % - environment mapping, texture tunnels, water drops...
visuals....... 55 % - funny grafix, quite ok textures
musix......... 7o % - an unspectacular soundtrack, funny samples!
design........ 4o % - here it lacks a lot, but it's just a fake demo
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all in one.... 63 % - Maybe one of the best fake demos ever!
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This demo is one of the most funny releases, too bad that it's bigger hardware
requirements will leave out several people.
.tSCc. moondog
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