YM ROCKERZ!!! ATARI CHIPMUSICIANS UNITED!
... TAO WOLLTE EINE PSYCHO STORY... HMMM... WIE SOLL ICH DAS
DENN VERSTEHEN?  ... ALSO BITTE... NACH 10 STUNDEN CHIPMUSIKKONSUM
UND PSYLOCYBIN VERZEHR KANN'S JETZT LOSGEHEN... ... ...
...IT WAS A VERY LONG TRAVEL TO THE MOUNTAINS OF JAPAN AND I WAS
VERY HAPPY TO CLIMB THE FUJIJAMA ... AT LEAST ... BUT SUDDENLY THE
DRUNKEN DOVE FROM MATHEMATICA FLEW OVER MY HEAD WHISTLING THE MELODY
FROM INTERNATIONAL KARATE... ROUND ONE... FIGHT... AND THEN THE
MOUNTAIN BEGAN TO SPEAK TO ME... OH HELLO MR. MOUNTAIN CLIMBER,
PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY ROCKS AND BEWARE OF THE MAGIC BUMBLEBEES...
... MAGIC BUMBLE FUCK WHAT DOES HE MEAN?... IN A RUSH, THOUSANDS OF BUMBLEBEES
FLEW AROUND MY HEAD DANCING THE RING AROUND THE ROSY... THEY ROTATED
SO FAST THAT I WAS TELEPORTED... FLUP... OH SHIT NOT AGAIN... NOT
AGAIN THIS... HE FOUND HIMSELF INSIDE THE VIDEOGAME PONG... AND HE WAS
THE BALL... PING... PONG... PING... PONG... PING... PONG... PING... PONG...
OH MAMA I COULD EXTEND THIS SCROLLTEXT WITH THIS PINGPONG SHIT TO AN
ENDLESS LENGHT... PING... PONG... BUT SUDDENLY HE RECOGNIZED THAT THE
PADDLES AREN'T PADDLES BUT HEADS... CHEAP COMPANY BUYER SAM TRAMIEL 
AGAINST GRANDMASTER NOLAN B. ...  ANOTHER PING ... ANOTHER PONG ... AND
SAMMY OPENED HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED HIM LIKE THE GUARDIAN ANGEL
SWALLOWED HIS WINGS... INSIDE OLD SAM HE FELT LIKE JONAS IN THE WHALE
OR LITTLE PIN... WHATTA?? EHM, PINOCHIO WAS ALSO HERE DANCING LIKE A
DUTCHY IN HIS WOODEN SHOES!!! VROUWJ ANTJE BROUGHT SOME WEED FROM SOME
LOCAL DUTCH COFFEE SHOP... WE STARTED TO CONSUME AND WERE HAPPY... AND
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...     ... EHM, BUT SUDDENLY OLD SAMMY BEGAN
TO VOMIT COZ OF OUR WEED CONSUME INSIDE OF HIS STOMACH... WE WERE
SHITKATAPULTATED OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND FOUND OURSELVES IN SOME KIND OF
SPICY KONTINUUM WHERE GERI, MEL B., MEL C. EMMA AND POSH SPICE SUCKED
LOTSA DICKS (HI GREY!)... OH MAMA AND RIGHT AFTER SEEING US THEY CAME OVER AND
STARTED THE BLOWJOBS... LITTLE PINOCHIO'S NOSE WAS ABUSED AS A VIBRATOR!
PLEASE LIE TO ME!!!!!! PLEASE LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
AND HE WAS GORING MEL B. WITH HIS HUGELY GROWING NOSE... POSH SPICE WAS
LICKING ANTJE'S PUSSY... FRAU ANTJE'S TRINKT SPERMA AUS HOLLAND!!! ...
BUT WHAT WAS THAT???? I SAW A STAGE WHERE FIVE MARIONETTE'S WERE
HOPPING AROUND... OH MY GOD HOW RIDICULOUS... IN A LITTLE SPACESHIP
ABOVE THOSE GUYS I RECOGNIZED LIL DMA SC AND HE WAS PUSHING A BUTTON...
AND THEN LOUD BLEEPMUSIC APPEARED!!! AND THOSE FIVE GUYS EXPLODED!!!
WOW!!! HE NUKED THE BACKSHIT BOYS!!! APPLAUSE APPLAUSE!!!! THERE WERE
ARMS AND LEGS SCATTERED ALL AROUND! SOMEONE HAS TO TELL THE STUPID MASSES
WHAT REALLY IS ... SHIT!!! ... AND WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!! ARE WE?
...PFFF... MAYBE YES MAYBE NOT... WHO CARES... DAS HIER IST FUER DIE
STRASSEN... FUER ALLE CHIPPER UND FUER MODNASEN... SOME MILES UNDER US
I SAW TAO OF CREAM RIDING ON SOME KIND OF YM-VEHICLE THAT RELEASED
BEASTY SOUNDS... AFTER LISTENING TO THOSE CLONK TUNES I FOUND MYSELF
IN A CINEMA WHERE THEY SHOWED AN OLD MOVIE FROM LAUREL AND HARDY... MAAAN
THEY WERE WEIRD... STAN LAUREL IS PUSHING HIS FINGER INTO ONE OF HARDYS
EYES... THIS WAS NO FICTION!!! ... OUCH ... THE WHOLE BORGCINEMA CROWD
STARTED TO LAUGH LIKE HELL AND I WONDERED WHERE THE LAUGHING GAS WAS
LEADED IN HERE... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.... DONT FORGOT TO IMAGINE EVERY
STEP OF THAT SCROLLTEXT IN YOUR MIND TO GET THE MOST EXTATIC KICK OUT
OF IT... THANX... AAAAAAAND... OH FUCK NOT AGAIN THOSE BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEES!!!
... FLUP ...